Name: Rafael G.S.
Tumblr Name: rafeal
Nicknames: rafa, rafo, rafeal, rafi, ralph, ralph fiennes, ralph wiggum, ralphglorious basterds
Birthday: November 6th
Age: 22
Location: Lima, Perú, Middle-of-fucking-nowhere
Current school/job: writing awesome crap for trendy magazines
Sexual orientation: Lesbian
Status: Single
Random fact about yourself: A car accident left me half-blind from my right eye.
Hobbies/Interests: reading, reading on the internet, writing, writing on the internet, music, downloading new music from the internet, internet, internet on the internet, movies, old-sci fi, offline xbox, petting my cat and conspiring to take over the world
Do you smoke/drink: cigs and coffee like a god-damned journalist
Favorite Tumblr blogs: thedailywhat, dumbjabronimotherfucker, deepdownsouth, sabino, hazelweatherfield, crowdsurfoffacliff, artpixie, conversatron, etc
Why Tumblr?: I’m gonna stop pretending anybody is even reading this anymore and just hit ‘Create post’. That’s why. (wait, what?)
actual conversation today
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Great Scott:
So where there any Brazilian girls in Vermont?
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Agent M:
Yeah. The first year I was there I lived with some Brazilian girls.
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Great Scott:
And were they hot?
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Agent M:
Actually they were like Brazilian and Japanese girls
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Me:
You mean like there were some Brazilian girls and some Japanese girls, or half-brazilian half-japanese.
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Agent M:
Half-brazilian half-japanese... yeah
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Great Scott:
But were they hot?
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Agent M:
Yeah I guess they were hot.
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Great Scott:
How hot?
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Agent M:
Well there was one girl that was specially hot. She did ballet.
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Great Scott:
Sounds hot.
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Agent M:
Yeah she was pretty hot, but also she wore a diaper.
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Me and Great Scott:
WHAT
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Agent M:
And she used to cry all the time because she missed her family. That was pretty irritating.
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Me:
Wait, wait, wait back up dude. This chick wore a DIAPER?
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Agent M:
Well yeah, but you know.. not ALL the time.
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Me:
Why the fuck would she wear a diaper?
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Agent M:
I dunno, some gastronomical problem I presume. We never actually saw her wearing diapers but you could tell, you know? Either that or she had the fluffiest panties ever made. All and all she was still the hottest girl in the house.
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Great Scott:
Hot enough to ignore the whole diaper situation?
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Agent M:
Depends if you're into that or not.
Scriptwriter discusses plot for the upcomming Monopoly movie:
“I created a comedic, lovable loser who lives in Manhattan and works at a real estate company and he’s not very good at his job but he’s great at playing Monopoly. And the world record for playing is 70 straight days – over 1,600 hours – and he wanted to try to convince his friends to help him break that world record. They think he is crazy. They kid him about this girl and they’re playing the game and there’s this big fight. And he’s holding a Chance card and after they’ve left he says, ‘Damn, I wanted to use that Chance card,’ and he throws it down. He falls asleep and then he wakes up in the morning and he’s holding the Chance card, and he thinks, ‘That’s odd.’
He’s all groggy and he goes down to buy some coffee and he reaches into his pocket and all he has is Monopoly money. All this Monopoly money pours out. He’s confused and embarrassed and the girl reaches across the counter and says, ‘That’s OK.’ And she gives him change in Monopoly money. He walks outside and he’s in this very vibrant place, Monopoly City, and he’s just come out of a Chance Shop. As it goes on, he takes on the evil Parker Brothers in the game of Monolopy. He has to defeat them. It tries to incorporate all the iconic imageries — a sports car pulls up, there’s someone on a horse, someone pushing a wheelbarrow — and rich Uncle Pennybags, you’re going to see him as the maître d’ at the restaurant and he’s the buggy driver and the local eccentric and the doorman at the opera. There’s all these sight gags.”
if star wars was made for $50
