Ocarina of time creator Eiji Anouma apologizes for... →
Fuck you, Kristen Stewart
for making me want to watch twilight.
actual conversation today
Great Scott: So where there any Brazilian girls in Vermont?
Agent M: Yeah. The first year I was there I lived with some Brazilian girls.
Great Scott: And were they hot?
Agent M: Actually they were like Brazilian and Japanese girls
Me: You mean like there were some Brazilian girls and some Japanese girls, or half-brazilian half-japanese.
Agent M: Half-brazilian half-japanese... yeah
Great Scott: But were they hot?
Agent M: Yeah I guess they were hot.
Great Scott: How hot?
Agent M: Well there was one girl that was specially hot. She did ballet.
Great Scott: Sounds hot.
Agent M: Yeah she was pretty hot, but also she wore a diaper.
Me and Great Scott: WHAT
Agent M: And she used to cry all the time because she missed her family. That was pretty irritating.
Me: Wait, wait, wait back up dude. This chick wore a DIAPER?
Agent M: Well yeah, but you know.. not ALL the time.
Me: Why the fuck would she wear a diaper?
Agent M: I dunno, some gastronomical problem I presume. We never actually saw her wearing diapers but you could tell, you know? Either that or she had the fluffiest panties ever made. All and all she was still the hottest girl in the house.
Great Scott: Hot enough to ignore the whole diaper situation?
Agent M: Depends if you're into that or not.
Scriptwriter discusses plot for the upcomming...
“I created a comedic, lovable loser who lives in Manhattan and works at a real estate company and he’s not very good at his job but he’s great at playing Monopoly. And the world record for playing is 70 straight days – over 1,600 hours – and he wanted to try to convince his friends to help him break that world record. They think he is crazy. They kid him about this girl and they’re...